Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative.Practice safe eating - always use condiments.A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.A hangover is the wrath of grapes.Corduroy pillows are making headlines.Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?Sea captains don't like crew cuts.Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.Without geometry, life is pointless.When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)A backwards poet writes inverse.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism, your count votes.
Ten years or more of Higher Education, 7 years of Ordained Ministry in the Church of England... and now I'm managing to combine both, parish priest and university chaplain. It's a wonderful life. (Oh yes it is!)